We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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