sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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