My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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