I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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