We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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