Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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