Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
please don't ironically join a cult
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