Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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