But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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