R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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