it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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