Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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