I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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