If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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