There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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