so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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