Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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