Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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