doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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