Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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