and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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