And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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