it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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