The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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