Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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