Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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