wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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