At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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