I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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