Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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