his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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