she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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