you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
