Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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