You're completely useless in the revolution.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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