Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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