Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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