ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
we're so committed to being not committed
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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