He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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