i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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