"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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