She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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