There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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