i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
she peed on how many people?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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