And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
50% drunk capacity currently
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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