Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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