i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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