the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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