Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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