Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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