That's intense
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
FUCK WHALES
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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