it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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