I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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