votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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